giggle-star: MATTHEW YOU ARE SO GREAT THIS DEFINITELY ISN'T YOU WRITING FROM MARI'S ACCOUNT NOPE. 

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THANK YOU FRIEND. DEFINITELY WASN’T ME WRITING TO MYSELF FROM YOUR ACCOUNT. TOTALLY NOT SARCASM. NOPE. WOULD I DO THAAAT? WOULD IIIII? Would I? Mwahahahahah 

OH MY GOD MATTHEW LOLOLOLOLOLOL

I CANNOT HELP MYSELFFFFFF I’M SORRY. 

LOLOLOLOLOLOL BUT WOW, YOU WROTE EXACTLY WHAT I WOULD’VE SAID xD

I KNOW HOW YOU ROLL, IT WAS ALL PART OF THE PLAN MWAHAHAHAH I DONE JUST STOLE YO IDENTITY. 

…..AND YOUR NAME IS ON MY LAPTOP………..are you….becoming me?

A better question is am I becoming your laptop? That’d make sense too. 

Please don’t became my laptop. I’m afraid it would be very uncomfortable when i typed on it then. I don’t even wanna KNOW where the D key would be.

Fine, I’ll cease being your laptop. But watch out, Windows must shut down for updates now that’s how this works when I stop possessing it. 

"IT’S SO SCARED OF ME. I SHOULD MAKE IT A NEW MOTHER. TO REPLACE THE ONE I KILLED"
- (via arrrquotes)
"EVERYTHING IS A COMPETITION IF YOU PLAY IT RIGHT"
- Cap’n Ri (via arrrquotes)
"Sometimes, I think I like someone, but then I realize, I’m just hungry,"
- (via arrrquotes)
"*Brushes teeth solemnly*"
- (via arrrquotes)
"*Brushes teeth to the tune of Hey Jude*"
- (via arrrquotes)

arrrquotes:

DO NOT BRUSH YOUR TEETH WHILE LISTENING TO DUBSTEP. 

DO NOT.

arrrquotes:

DO brush your teeth while listening to steady acoustic rock or smooth jazz. That’s quite relaxing. 

    The original post only has US helplines. I've added UK helplines underneath. It would be great if people could add numbers from everywhere in the world.
    Depression Hotline:1-630-482-9696
    Suicide Hotline:1-800-784-8433
    LifeLine:1-800-273-8255
    Trevor Project:1-866-488-7386
    Sexuality Support:1-800-246-7743
    Eating Disorders Hotline:1-847-831-3438
    Rape and Sexual Assault:1-800-656-4673
    Grief Support:1-650-321-5272
    Runaway:1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000
    Exhale:After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253
    Child Abuse:1-800-422-4453
    UK Helplines:
    Samaritans (for any problem):08457909090 e-mail jo@samaritans.org
    Childline (for anyone under 18 with any problem):08001111
    Mind infoline (mental health information):0300 123 3393 e-mail: info@mind.org.uk
    Mind legal advice (for people who need mental-health related legal advice):0300 466 6463 legal@mind.org.uk
    b-eat eating disorder support:0845 634 14 14 (only open Mon-Fri 10.30am-8.30pm and Saturday 1pm-4.30pm) e-mail: help@b-eat.co.uk
    b-eat youthline (for under 25's with eating disorders):08456347650 (open Mon-Fri 4.30pm - 8.30pm, Saturday 1pm-4.30pm)
    Cruse Bereavement Care:08444779400 e-mail: helpline@cruse.org.uk
    Frank (information and advice on drugs):0800776600
    Drinkline:0800 9178282
    Rape Crisis England & Wales:0808 802 9999 1(open 2 - 2.30pm 7 - 9.30pm) e-mail info@rapecrisis.org.uk
    Rape Crisis Scotland:08088 01 03 02 every day, 6pm to midnight
    Some Italian numbers, I'm sorry they're not all.
    Telefono Amico (for support in case of depression, solitude, all kind of emotional needs):199 284 284 (every day, 10am - 24pm)
    Telefono Azzurro (for kids and teenagers):1 96 96 (24h a day, 365 days a year); 114 (for immediate danger, 24h every day)
    Antiviolenza Donne (for women victims of any sort of violence):1522 (24h every day)
    Alcolisti Anonimi (Alcoholics anonymous):06 66.36.620
    Ri:When you eat popsicles, do you lick them or just bite them?
    Sweets:I actually have a good answer for this. I do both. First I lick until the part I'm licking can no longer stand on its own and then I bite off that part. But I don't exactly chew it then either, I just let it melt in my mouth for awhile really.
    Ri:This all sounds so sexual
    Sweets:...Well how do you eat popsicles??
    Ri:Well I don't like licking because it has no taste that way.
    Sweets:Depends on how hard you lick.
    Ri:...............
    Sweets:.........I see what you mean.